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December 22, 2003
mortgage brokering across the universe
Called banks and brokers. Got rates. Compared rates and fees. Tried negotiating. Tried pleading. Widdled it down to 2. They were practically identical. How to decide? Well Corina wore a really nice striped shirt and a CAPE! She also drives a Monte Carlo which I think is a really nice looking car. She is also tall and has a firm handshake. Laurie has very small hands and when we shook, I felt disturbed, as if I was shaking a child's hand. In my head, I heard Mike Myers say: "Carnies, small hands, smell like cabbage." And so that is how I made the decision. Laurie dressed like me and had large hands.
I feel good.
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It is better if she is taller than you. My wife is 5-11 and our broker -she was 6-2 and wonderful!
Posted by: Jay at December 22, 2003 04:15 PM

