January 02, 2006

It's true

Audra referenced it in her last comment. Most people probably thought it was a joke. It's something that I have only shared with close friends but I have decided to publish it for the world to see. I have a playlist in Rhapsody devoted to songs about butts.

butt songs

* "My Humps (Lil Jon Remix Version)" - Black Eyed Peas
* "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix-A-Lot
* "Ass Like That" - Eminem
* "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" - Trace Adkins
* "Shake Your Booty, (Shake, Shake, Shake)" - KC & The Sunshine Band
* "Da' Dip" - Freak Nasty
* "Rump Shaker" - Joey Diggz
* "Whoomp! There It Is" - Tag Team
* "Big Ole Butt" - LL Cool J
* "Daisey Duks" - Duice
* "Shake That A$$" - Nphinite Groove/Lil Billion & K-Dosha
* "It Must Be Jelly ('Cause Jam Don't Shake Like That)" - Glenn Miller
* "Shake It Like You Mean It" - Mad Daddys
* "Big Bottom" - Spinal Tap
* "Thong Song" - DJ Boo featuring Stephanie
* "Fat Bottomed Girls" - Queen
* "Bubble Butt" - Disfunction-Ill
* "Ba Bump" - Black Eyed Peas
* "Milkshake" - Kelis
* "Shake That Monkey" - Too Short
* "Shake Your Ass" - Blowfly
* "Please Shake Your Ass For Me" - Vini and the Demons
* "Boot The Booty" - MC Cool Rock and Chaszy Chess
* "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya" - Poison Clan
* "Shake That Ass Bitch" - Splack Pack
* "Shake A Lil' Somethin" - 2 Live Crew
* "Wiggle, Wiggle" - Disco Rick
* "Must Be The Booty" - Gigolo Tony
* "Booty Shake" - Gucci Crew II
* "Get Low" - Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz (featuring Ying Yang Twins)
* "Shake Ya Ass" - Mystikal
* "Back That Azz Up" - Juvenile
* "The Humpty Dance" - Digital Underground
* "Rump Shaker" - Joey Diggz
* "Push It" - Salt-N-Pepa
* "Big Bertha Butt (Booty Phazed)" - Huggy Bear

I don't know why I did it. I just did.

Posted by Donna at January 2, 2006 04:26 PM

Comments

You left out a polka favorite of mine, "Skippy's Bippy"
(I know a girl named Skippy
With freckles on her bippy.
The men all stare, the women giggle
When they see that bippy wiggle--
Three cheers for Skippy's bippy!)

Posted by: Audra at January 2, 2006 04:43 PM

Hm. I always wondered what the hell that milkshake song was about.

Not sure I can give you points on the Humpty Dance, though. Alhough, it does make reference to "shaking rumps" I think that's just one portion of a very confounding set of instructions on how to do the "Humpty". It's not really a song dedicated solely to butts, like a "Fat-bottomed Girls", or a "Baby got Back".

Of course, I nit-pick here. I realize, the only thing sadder than having a list of readily-available butt-songs, is some nitwit criticizing your choices.

Happy New Year,
N.

Posted by: Nathan at January 2, 2006 04:44 PM

Oh, and the nitwit I refer to is me, not Audra above.

Thanks,
N.

Posted by: Nathan at January 2, 2006 04:45 PM

"Skippy's Bippy" is NOT on Rhapsody, darnit! ALthough they do have my favorite polka, Who Stole the Keeshka.

Posted by: Donna at January 2, 2006 06:24 PM

WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE HERE! What is so sad about having a list of Butt songs? Sure it's odd but it's not sad. Not at all! You never know when the urge to wiggle one's butt to a song devoted to butts will hit. One must be prepared.

Posted by: Donna at January 2, 2006 07:58 PM

Pssh you should watch some Latin or Rythem dancers, it brings new meaning to rump shaker.... Or I really should say "Cuban Motion". But for Samba it would be "Samba Motion" (both knees bent). Anyways its not sad, its very, very cool....
-Jason

Posted by: Jason at January 2, 2006 09:09 PM

"Shake your Ass" is a good song re: of version, and it always makes me wanna dance...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at January 2, 2006 09:20 PM

I never thought about it that way.
Touche, Donna.

Or, errr, Tushie.

- N.

Posted by: Nathan at January 3, 2006 06:44 AM

What have we learned today, boys and girls?

1. Post a message about world peace, and tangible
ways of achieving it...get 0 responses.

2. Post a message about buns, tushes, moons, derrieres, butts, a$$e$, rumps, moneymakers,
seats, posteriors, backsides, etc. etc. etc...
get at least 9 responses. (I'm sure this isn't
the end of it...get it?)

P.S. You left out the butt movie of 2005...Brokeback Mountain.

Posted by: B. Davis at January 3, 2006 12:08 PM

Never thought about it that way???? Well let me just tell you something, Mr Linder! EXCUSES ARE LIKE BUTTS! EVERYONE HAS ONE AND THEY ALL STINK!!!

;-)

I just had to throw that line in somehow.

Posted by: Donna at January 3, 2006 03:15 PM