About

Hi! My name is Donna and this is my Web site!

If I were to describe it, I would have to say, Donnaville.com is the Web site of a spinsterish girl whose deepest and most heartfelt yearnings express with a kind of touching lyricism the total vulgarity of our time. At least that’s how I’ve been explaining it for the last couple years.

I may be in my 30’s but I will forever be spinning around in circles with a braided rope of yellow yarn acting as my Lasso of Truth hanging from my hip.

Just in case you are kinda curious as to the rules of this place, I feel Dolly Parton put it best in her song Little Bitty Pissant Country Place from the musical, The Best Little Whore House in Texas:

It’s just a little bitty pissant country place
Ain’t nothin’ much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be…

I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Don’t let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don’t gripe and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I’m open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door’s that way

I gotta a ton of profiles all over the place that will give you a better idea of who the heck I am–

Feel free to check them out:
Bloggger - MySpace - BuzzNet - YouTube - Amazon - Atlasphere - Yahoo Personals

And here is my Match.com profile– copied and pasted directly from Match.com (FYI- Don’t go searching for it! My profile was taken down at the end of July 2006)

My personality unwinds just like a ball of twine on a spool that never ends

32-year-old woman
Southampton, Pennsylvania, United States
seeking men 31-40
within 20 miles of Southampton, Pennsylvania
Relationships: Never Married
Have kids: None
Want kids: Definitely (2)
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Body type: Slender
Height: 5′11″ (180.3cms)
Religion: Christian / Catholic
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two

About me and what I’m looking for
I did match.com a few years ago and found it to be one of the most harrowing and pulverizing experiences of my life. This of course begs the question, WHY SIGN UP AGAIN? Perhaps I am a glutton for punishment. Perhaps I am crazy. It was Einstein who said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Well, truth is, I really do believe that out there in this crazy world is a very nice, kind, decent, intelligent man who is not intimidated by a tall, dark-haired woman who absolutely loves old movies and music, sings along to the radio, dances like Ann Margret and can design a Web page.

About my life
Hair: Dark brown
Eyes: Brown
Best feature: Eyes
Body art: None, Pierced ear(s)
Sports and exercise: Dancing, Other types of exercise, Walking / Hiking, Aerobics
Exercise habits: Exercise 3-4 times per week
Daily diet: Keep it healthy
Interests: Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Political interests, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Wine tasting, Business networking
Education: Bachelors degree
Occupation: Sales / Marketing
Income: $75,001 to $100,000
Languages: English
Politics: Conservative
Sign: Virgo
My place: Live with roommate(s)
Pets I have: Dogs
Pets I like: Cats

About my date
Hair: Dark brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6’ 0″ (183.0 cms) to 8’ 0″ (244.0 cms)
Body type: A few extra pounds, About average, Athletic and toned, Stocky, Slender
Languages: English
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Faith: Christian / LDS, Christian / Other, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Catholic
Education: Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral, Associates degree
Job: Any
Income: $50,001 to $75,000: $75,001 to $100,000: $100,001 to $150,000: $150,001+
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two
Relationships: Never Married,Widowed
Have kids: None
Want kids: Definitely, Someday
Turn-ons: Boldness / Assertiveness, Brainiacs, Candlelight, Dancing, Money, Power, Public displays of affection, Thunderstorms, Flirting
Turn-offs: Body piercings, Long hair, Sarcasm, Tattoos

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