I got my hair cut today. It was really long. So long that I was wearing it twisted up and clipped, kinda like Sarah Palin’s coif. I wasn’t sure if I was doing it because it was too long or if Sarah seemingly made it okay to wear your hair up again.
I am laying here feeling positively hungry. I really need to get some food in me. Boneless Buffalo wings and beer would taste dang good. Something has been going on with my brain. I am getting soft. Why? I keep thinking I should become a vegetarian. I feel guilty when I eat meat. I picture the living animal and I feel horrible. Of course I feel just as horrible imagining life without meat. I mentioned it to one of my colleagues and he said I should remember that vegetables are alive just like aniimals. They are all carbon-based life forms and if I can guiltlessly eat vegetables I should be able to guiltlessly eat pig, cow and chicken. “Could I then guiltlessly eat dogs or cats?” He said that’s something totally different and I shouldn’t confuse matters.
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Not to get too religious or anything, but is there anything whatsoever in the Old
or New Testaments that speaks
ill of meat-eating? Seems to
me that the whole guilt trip over carnivourous behavior is
decidedly non-Judeo-Christian-based, and that’s why I eat all the meat I want.
Boneless appetit!
All the hormones and things that are added to commercially raised animal products are awfully bad you. On the other hand, they are putting a lot of chemical crap in and on the vegetables these days as well. Just make sure you’re getting your vitamins and your iron. Vitamins and iron are a couple of the things meat has going for it. You can’t get them as efficiently from veggies as you can from meat.
It’s all over: http://www.newsweek.com/id/161841
Solution: don’t move, and don’t breathe.
Oh, and I’m sure there’s a government “remedy” for all those toxins. Just hang in there!
Your ramblings tell me that you’re under stress….
There’s room for all of God’s creatures…. next to the mashed potatoes.